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  Scotish joke

  by mouthy in

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  a guy walks into a glasgow library and says to the prim librarian:.

  "excuse me miss, de ye hiv any books on suicide?".

  to which she stops doing her tasks,.

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  gordon d

  aarrgghhh!.... LOL
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  Bumper Stickers for the Board

  by gordon d in

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  2. friends

  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  JWD...'cause a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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  Who am I?

  by purplesofa in

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  2. friends

  who am i to break away?.

  don't the people who raised me, supported me, formed me---through their organizations and beliefs know more than i do?.

  don't i owe them gratitude and respect?.

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  gordon d

  Hi Purps.... That was beautiful!
  
  Here's the song that answers that question for me.....
  
  Who am I?
  That the Lord of all the earth,
  Would care to know my name,
  Would care to feel my hurt.
  Who am I?
  That the bright and morning star,
  Would choose to light the way,
  For my ever wandering heart.
  
  Not because of who I am,
  But because of what you've done.
  Not because of what I've done,
  But because of who you are.
  
  I am a flower quickly fading,
  Here today and gone tomorrow,
  A wave tossed in the ocean,
  A vapor in the wind.
  Still you hear me when I'm calling,
  Lord, you catch me when I'm falling,
  And you've told me who I am.
  I am yours.
  I am yours.
  
  Who am I?
  That the eyes that see my sin
  Would look on me with love
  And watch me rise again.
  Who am I?
  That the voice that calmed the sea,
  Would call out through the rain,
  And calm the storm in me.
  
  I am yours.
  
  Whom shall I fear?
  Whom shall I fear?
  'Cause I am yours.
  I am yours.
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  Bumper Stickers for the Board

  by gordon d in

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  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  What do Witnesses and Colons have in common?

  For both..."Staying Regular" means

  Unloading a bunch of CRAP!
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  Bumper Stickers for the Board

  by gordon d in

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  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  YES... You CAN greet Witness chicks by saying

  NICE KNOCKERS!
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  Bumper Stickers for the Board

  by gordon d in

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  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  Here's one to stick on elder's cars.....
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  by gordon d in

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  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  AND another....
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  Any help with 8 year old still in?

  by megsmomma in

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  2. family

  i am very sad that i am in this situation.

  it is pretty much my own fault that i have this situation...but i didn't know at the time what all the consequenses would entail.

  (i got real ddepressed and left my jw husband and da'd myself after i had a baby with him) my daughter is a happy well adjusted kid with a new jw mom and an elder dad.

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  gordon d

  Please don't let the slow response make you think that no one cares..... That is a tough situation!
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  Bumper Stickers for the Board

  by gordon d in

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  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  Another....
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  Bumper Stickers for the Board

  by gordon d in

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  we have some creative and funny people here on jwd... any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?.

  i'll go first....... .

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  gordon d

  We have some creative and funny people here on JWD... Any thoughts on good bumper sticker ideas?

  I'll go first......